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    caught between the moon and magnolia porter: look, this is why the wheatley/steve merchant thing bugs me. it’s not... →

    magnoliaporter:

    look, this is why the wheatley/steve merchant thing bugs me. it’s not a “he’s popular now so he sucks”, that’s not it at all

    it’s just, he’s my celebrity crush, and part of having a celebrity crush is kinda wanting to bang him, and i thought, well, steve merchant’s kinda big but not THAT big, so…

    Aren’t you technically then… in FRONT of the line?  Oui~

    I’m not ashamed to say I am searching the internet for a torrent of Extras because of a newfound love.  But at least I’m not gonna bang him.

    Also I think it’s great that all of Portal 2 was really well done, so there is no ‘cake’ meme.  If Portal 2 had a new meme it would probably be “Portal 2.”

    Source: magnoliapearl

    1. benpaddon-archives reblogged this from magnoliapearl and added:
      Hello there! Hi. Ben Paddon here, editor of the Daily Wossname, speaking on behalf of Britain where Merchant is ruddy...
    2. spaceadventures said: this seriously has to be an american thing, because if i was a supple lady, merchant’s horrible country bumpkin accent would turn me the fuck off (you crazy, porter)
    3. thisisprettygraphic reblogged this from magnoliapearl and added:
      Aren’t you technically then… in FRONT of the line? Oui~ I’m not ashamed to say I am searching the internet for a torrent...
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